tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important



my life got about a thousand times better once i stopped censoring myself

and by censoring i don’t mean i suddenly embraced indiscriminate swearing; i mean i stopped trying to sugarcoat my past or my feelings; i stopped lying by omission; i stopped having guilty pleasures; i began unabashedly enjoying whatever i liked; i became very honest; i cut out of my life poisonous people and negative ideals, and i am so, so much happier for it

To anyone who is new to the Phandom;


  • We do not speak about Dan’s brother
  • We do not speak about the V-day video or spread it.
  • We do not get angry at Dan for not uploading very often.
  • We do not hate on people who do not ship Phan.
  • We do not hate on people who do ship Phan.
  • We do not ask Phil or Dan about Phan.
  • We do not ask any other youtuber about Phan.
  • We do not post Phan stuff in the amazingphil or danisnotonfire tag.



today at work this 11 year old boy came up to me and said ‘hey miss lady woman i like your green hair’ and then he ran off giggling fuck ye that is me im miss lady woman address me like that some more child im thriving off ur compliments